Lunvagspag is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, grumpy hamster.

Lunvagspag created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunvagspag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lunvagspag, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Lunvagspag's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Lunvagspag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven silver sculptures of Lunvagspag on top of important buildings.

2. Never touch water while blessed.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching platinum.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Never cross rivers at midday.