Sidarnwad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, strong narwhal.

Sidarnwad created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidarnwad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sidarnwad, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sidarnwad's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Sidarnwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

4. Always help sick seals.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.