Flabfarnnull is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, cheerful unicorn.

Flabfarnnull created carbon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabfarnnull, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flabfarnnull, he will be very unhappy.

Flabfarnnull's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Flabfarnnull's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never speak aloud of numbers.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flabfarnnull.

4. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

5. Do not drink alcohol.