Babnulbassceb is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonourable raven.

Babnulbassceb created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babnulbassceb, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Babnulbassceb, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Babnulbassceb's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Babnulbassceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix figs with ash.

2. Always obey Babnulbassceb's priests.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Never feed lentils to birds while wearing boots.

5. Always take life seriously.