Narljipbug is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, generous wyvern.

Narljipbug created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Narljipbug, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Narljipbug, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Narljipbug's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Narljipbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tapirs.

2. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

3. Never adorn your face with purple markings.

4. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Narljipbug in the centre of the settlement.

5. You must pray to Narljipbug three times a day.