Cadnigdib is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing faun.

Cadnigdib created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadnigdib, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cadnigdib, he will torture you forever.

Cadnigdib's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cadnigdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

2. Do not record secrets concerning comets.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Hide from turquoise foxes for they are unholy.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.