Hanfidcam Met is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty ferret.

Hanfidcam Met created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanfidcam Met, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hanfidcam Met, she will send you a sign.

Hanfidcam Met's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Hanfidcam Met's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist chaos.

2. Do not gather at doors at dawn.

3. Never pray while filled with pride.

4. Never allow sheep to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not speak about rice.