Bessvadjam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, almighty hummingbird.

Bessvadjam created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Bessvadjam, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bessvadjam, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bessvadjam's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bessvadjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Bessvadjam loves seals, so they must be respected.

4. Never paint your feet pink.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.