Nulcengem is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, flying owl.

Nulcengem created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulcengem, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nulcengem, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nulcengem's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Nulcengem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Never speak of fate in the presence of elders.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nulcengem.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.