Hunvabpang is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, conceited yak.

Hunvabpang created the Sombrero Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunvabpang, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hunvabpang, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hunvabpang's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Hunvabpang's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Always remove rings before touching lead.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Do not prepare aubergines while filled with fear.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.