Betbudfab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, boastful wombat.

Betbudfab created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Betbudfab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Betbudfab, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Betbudfab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Betbudfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat aubergines.

2. Never remain prostrate at dusk.

3. Hide if four shrews approach from the south.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.