Hombosswig is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, self-assured newt.

Hombosswig created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hombosswig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hombosswig, it will not care.

Hombosswig's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Hombosswig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.