Cibkadnart is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy squirrel.

Cibkadnart created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cibkadnart, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cibkadnart, she will turn you into a mouse.

Cibkadnart's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cibkadnart's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Cibkadnart on top of all buildings.

2. Never think about dark matter near squirrels while wearing cyan hats and balancing five titanium spheres on your back.

3. Hide if six mice approach from the north.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never sprint near swans.