Busyarpbed is a god.

He takes the form of a small, fast fish.

Busyarpbed created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Busyarpbed, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Busyarpbed, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Busyarpbed's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Busyarpbed's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

3. Do not gather at walls at dusk.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.