Habappstik Tamtomlibtitspagtenbonkdap Listcitmetpad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unthoughtful zebra.

Habappstik Tamtomlibtitspagtenbonkdap Listcitmetpad created Europe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habappstik Tamtomlibtitspagtenbonkdap Listcitmetpad, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Habappstik Tamtomlibtitspagtenbonkdap Listcitmetpad, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Habappstik Tamtomlibtitspagtenbonkdap Listcitmetpad's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Habappstik Tamtomlibtitspagtenbonkdap Listcitmetpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with anger.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Never run in the presence of elders.

4. Never wear purple coats.

5. Do not drink alcohol.