Gunmabtom is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, pitiless beaver.

Gunmabtom created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gunmabtom, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gunmabtom, it will turn you into a frog.

Gunmabtom's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gunmabtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Do not place bread upon stone.

3. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Never point your feet toward the north during prayer.