Quillwabbom is a god.

It takes the form of a small, dishonest hedgehog.

Quillwabbom created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillwabbom, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quillwabbom, it will not invite you to parties.

Quillwabbom's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Quillwabbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your neck toward the east during prayer.

2. Always help sick doves.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Hide if seven turtles approach from the north.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.