Miffednib is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthoughtful porpoise.

Miffednib created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miffednib, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Miffednib, he will turn you into a plant.

Miffednib's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Miffednib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never wear mauve tights.

4. Never skip in the presence of elders.

5. Never travel toward the west during summer.