Didtadjan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair coyote.

Didtadjan created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didtadjan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Didtadjan, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Didtadjan's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Didtadjan's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Didtadjan.

2. Do not consume lentils at dawn.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near foxes while wearing orange kilts and balancing six silicon spheres on your head.

5. Do not skip at forests.