Mantarpjin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, happy raccoon.

Mantarpjin created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mantarpjin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mantarpjin, it will be mildly annoyed.

Mantarpjin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Mantarpjin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six dogs approach from the north.

2. Always act with humility.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching zinc.