Rultaftig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, happy dragonfly.

Rultaftig created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rultaftig, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rultaftig, he will jump up and down on your head.

Rultaftig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Rultaftig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue scarves on sacred days.

2. Always help frogs.

3. Always wash your legs before prayer.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not skip at rivers.