Dindidfut is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, merciless warg.

Dindidfut created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dindidfut, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dindidfut, she will come to you in dreams.

Dindidfut's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dindidfut's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dindidfut.

2. Dindidfut loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not covet oxen.