Flisliggon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome pig.

Flisliggon created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisliggon, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flisliggon, it will turn you into a puffin.

Flisliggon's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Flisliggon's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat manatees with great respect.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near voles while wearing orange skirts and balancing nine iron spheres on your chest.

5. Always obey Flisliggon's priests.