Flignartgepjin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unthoughtful crocodile.

Flignartgepjin created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Flignartgepjin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Flignartgepjin, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Flignartgepjin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Flignartgepjin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always remove ear rings before touching silver.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not sit in public.