Fodneltom is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, smart yak.

Fodneltom created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodneltom, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fodneltom, it will turn you into a worm.

Fodneltom's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Fodneltom's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think ill of sick shrews.