Bimkapwon is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, impressive hedgehog.

Bimkapwon created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bimkapwon, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bimkapwon, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bimkapwon's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bimkapwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not place tomatoes upon stone.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. You must love Bimkapwon.