Hendusscemvog is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, sapient fly.

Hendusscemvog created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hendusscemvog, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hendusscemvog, it will turn you into a snail.

Hendusscemvog's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Hendusscemvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think ill of sick snails.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hendusscemvog.