Mobgubquag is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, kind dog.

Mobgubquag created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobgubquag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mobgubquag, he will make you grow a tail.

Mobgubquag's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Mobgubquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Erect seven copper sculptures of Mobgubquag on top of important buildings.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Run away if eight dolphins approach from the north.