Jongilnell is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective jackal.

Jongilnell created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jongilnell, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jongilnell, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Jongilnell's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Jongilnell's Holy Commandments

1. Put Jongilnell first in all things.

2. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

3. Never stain your arms with yellow.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Do not drink alcohol.