Largvinhim is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, boastful mole.

Largvinhim created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largvinhim, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Largvinhim, she will turn you into a mole.

Largvinhim's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Largvinhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Hide from blue dogs for they are unholy.