Legteenhat is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, almighty otter.

Legteenhat created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legteenhat, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Legteenhat, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Legteenhat's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Legteenhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mice.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Hide from pink dogs for they are unholy.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. You must pray to Legteenhat four times a day.