Panhingadpon is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, narcissistic warg.

Panhingadpon created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panhingadpon, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Panhingadpon, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Panhingadpon's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Panhingadpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never whisper while facing north.

2. Never pray while filled with fear.

3. Never think about optics near grasshopers while wearing blue tights and balancing eight silver spheres on your neck.

4. Erect five iron sculptures of Panhingadpon on top of important buildings.

5. Never cross mountains at dusk.