Cumwodbit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, clever chinchilla.

Cumwodbit created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumwodbit, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cumwodbit, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cumwodbit's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cumwodbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta shorts.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Cumwodbit in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.