Donhakpon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless zebra.

Donhakpon created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Donhakpon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Donhakpon, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Donhakpon's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Donhakpon's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during holy days.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. You must love Donhakpon.

4. Always remove dresses before entering holy places.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near sheep while wearing brown hats and balancing four nickel spheres on your back.