Tadkinflantarg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective dove.

Tadkinflantarg created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadkinflantarg, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tadkinflantarg, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Tadkinflantarg's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tadkinflantarg's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about special relativity near whales while wearing red jumpers and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your back.

5. Do not eat melons.