Cenkomgebgof is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, benevolent lobster.

Cenkomgebgof created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenkomgebgof, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cenkomgebgof, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cenkomgebgof's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cenkomgebgof's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Cenkomgebgof in the centre of the settlement.

2. Heed all signs.

3. Never hurt whales.

4. Never wear black skirts.

5. Always wash your hands before prayer.