Vinstaftar is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, benevolent fox.

Vinstaftar created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinstaftar, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vinstaftar, he will manifest in front of you.

Vinstaftar's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Vinstaftar's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about spacetime.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near monkeys while wearing violet stockings.

5. Never look in ponds.