Kapbestfod is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, moody coyote.

Kapbestfod created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapbestfod, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kapbestfod, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Kapbestfod's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Kapbestfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not study bacteria on holy days.

4. You must never eat grapes.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.