Nulgubweg is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, confident badger.

Nulgubweg created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulgubweg, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nulgubweg, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nulgubweg's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Nulgubweg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo mites for they are unholy.

2. Always maintain patience during holy days.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never feed lots of parsnips to hamsters while wearing purple shoes.

5. Never approach rivers carrying bone.