Hatmumcet is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty mongoose.

Hatmumcet created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatmumcet, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hatmumcet, it will strike you with lightening.

Hatmumcet's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Hatmumcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not hurt cats.

3. Never speak aloud of names.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Never remain kneeling at dusk.