Tafzedbad is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, smart parrot.

Tafzedbad created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafzedbad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tafzedbad, she will be mildly annoyed.

Tafzedbad's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Tafzedbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never approach rivers carrying stone.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Do not place cherries upon stone.