Gemdavditsigbidsakfemyim Negyimren is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, emotional rat.

Gemdavditsigbidsakfemyim Negyimren created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemdavditsigbidsakfemyim Negyimren, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gemdavditsigbidsakfemyim Negyimren, he will not care at all.

Gemdavditsigbidsakfemyim Negyimren's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Gemdavditsigbidsakfemyim Negyimren's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

3. Never fashion tools from stone.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never paint your hands brown.