Yaktal is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, almighty mole.

Yaktal created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yaktal, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yaktal, it will think nothing of it.

Yaktal's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Yaktal's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.