Bodominwot is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tiresome dragon.

Bodominwot created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodominwot, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bodominwot, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bodominwot's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bodominwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

2. Always store parsnips above ground.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. You must never eat cherries.