Mobpigab is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, moody capybara.

Mobpigab created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Mobpigab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mobpigab, it will remove you from existence.

Mobpigab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Mobpigab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Mobpigab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always help sick moths.

5. Always obey Mobpigab's priests.