Safsaddag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring monkey.

Safsaddag created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safsaddag, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Safsaddag, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Safsaddag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Safsaddag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. You must pray to Safsaddag six times a day.

3. Never mark doors with magenta.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not shave your arms.