Bogtapdit is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, effective eagle.

Bogtapdit created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogtapdit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bogtapdit, she will turn you into a snail.

Bogtapdit's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Bogtapdit's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never wear magenta rings on sacred days.

3. Do not contemplate dark matter during the night.

4. Do not wear trousers marked with green.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.