Nelstikrat is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, tiresome hare.

Nelstikrat created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelstikrat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nelstikrat, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nelstikrat's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nelstikrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Always help sick squirrels.

5. Hide from purple monkeys for they are unholy.