Wadpadmif is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, pitiless yak.

Wadpadmif created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadpadmif, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Wadpadmif, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wadpadmif's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Wadpadmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Wadpadmif in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never mention capybaras.