Habbedhenfen is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, happy armadillo.

Habbedhenfen created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habbedhenfen, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Habbedhenfen, he will turn you into a tree.

Habbedhenfen's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Habbedhenfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

2. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

3. Never hurt gulls.

4. Snails are not to be trusted.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Habbedhenfen.