Poncimgig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust dugong.

Poncimgig created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poncimgig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Poncimgig, he will laugh at you.

Poncimgig's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Poncimgig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not keep nine snails in a large pit.

4. Worship no other gods but Poncimgig.

5. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.