Gamwegfatgon is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-powerful dragonfly.

Gamwegfatgon created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamwegfatgon, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gamwegfatgon, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gamwegfatgon's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Gamwegfatgon's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

3. Do not fashion tools from zinc.

4. Hide from purple snails for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.