Hingannill is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, deceitful hedgehog.

Hingannill created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Hingannill, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hingannill, she will send you a sign.

Hingannill's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Hingannill's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured porpoises.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near bats while wearing brown rings and balancing seven lead spheres on your head.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.