Hunjenbiglegbustam is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, idiotic octopus.

Hunjenbiglegbustam created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunjenbiglegbustam, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hunjenbiglegbustam, she will ignore you.

Hunjenbiglegbustam's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Hunjenbiglegbustam's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from ash.

2. Never mark doors with cyan.

3. Shun those given to vanity.

4. Never handle platinum while unclean.

5. Respect your elders.