Cargodzed is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent dragonfly.

Cargodzed created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cargodzed, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cargodzed, she will turn you into a hamster.

Cargodzed's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cargodzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near tortoises.

2. Do not study bacteria on holy days.

3. Always store bananas above ground.

4. Do not resist order.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.