Tamnellgedkenarfgidtonkdap Gep is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unsympathetic eagle.

Tamnellgedkenarfgidtonkdap Gep created carbon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamnellgedkenarfgidtonkdap Gep, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tamnellgedkenarfgidtonkdap Gep, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tamnellgedkenarfgidtonkdap Gep's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Tamnellgedkenarfgidtonkdap Gep's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always help eagles.

3. Always wear plain ear rings during rituals.

4. Do not prepare wheat while filled with joy.

5. Always act with obedience.